A Nice Place to Visit

"**A Nice Place to Visit**"
"A Nice Place to Visit"
The Twilight Zone episode
Episode no.	Season 1; Episode 29
Directed by	John Brahm
Written by	Charles Beaumont
Production code	173-3632
Original air date	April 15, 1960
Guest appearances
	Larry Blyden as Henry Francis "Rocky" Valentine; Sebastian Cabot as Mr. Pip ;
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Last updated May 19, 2024

"A Nice Place to Visit" is episode 28 of the American television anthology series The Twilight Zone . The episode first aired on CBS on April 15, 1960. The title comes from the saying, "It's a nice place to visit, but I wouldn't want to live there."

In 1965, a slightly modified version of this story was broadcast on the radio program Theater Five.^[1] "The Land of Milk and Honey", episode number 154, retained all of the important aspects of this episode, including the innuendos and the surprise ending. On November 14, 1935, the radio program The Fleischmann's Yeast Hour hosted by Rudy Vallee broadcast a play titled The Other Place starring Colin Clive and Leo G. Carroll. It was written by John Balderston and dealt with a similar theme.^[2]^[3]

Opening narration

Portrait of a man at work, the only work he's ever done, the only work he knows. His name is Henry Francis Valentine, but he calls himself "Rocky", because that's the way his life has been – rocky and perilous and uphill at a dead run all the way. He's tired now, tired of running or wanting, of waiting for the breaks that come to others but never to him, never to Rocky Valentine.

The narration continues after Rocky is shot by the cops.

A scared, angry little man. He thinks it's all over now, but he's wrong. For Rocky Valentine, it's just the beginning.

Plot

After robbing a pawn shop, Henry Francis "Rocky" Valentine is shot in a gunfight by a police officer as he tries to flee. He wakes up to find himself seemingly unharmed by the encounter as a genial, elderly white-suited man named Pip greets him. Pip explains that he has been instructed to guide Rocky and give him whatever he desires. Rocky becomes suspicious, thinking that Pip is trying to swindle him, but Pip proves to have detailed information on Rocky's tastes and hobbies. Rocky demands that Pip hand over his wallet; Pip says that he does not carry one, but gives Rocky $700 directly from his pocket and says that he can provide as much money as Rocky wants.

Thinking that Pip is trying to entice him to commit a crime, Rocky holds him at gunpoint as the two travel to a luxurious apartment. Pip explains that the apartment and everything in it are free, and Rocky starts to relax and changes into an expensive suit. However, his suspicions rise again when a meal is brought in, and he demands that Pip taste it first to prove that it is not poisoned. When Pip demurs, claiming he has forgotten how to eat after not doing so for centuries, Rocky shoots him several times, but finds that his bullets have no effect. Rocky realizes that he is dead, and he concludes that he is in Heaven and Pip is his guardian angel. As Pip says he can have anything he wants, Rocky asks for $1 million and a beautiful woman, and quickly has both requests fulfilled.

Rocky visits a casino with three women, winning every bet he makes as beautiful girls gather around him, and enjoys being able to torment a policeman after Pip shrinks him. Later, Rocky asks Pip if he can see some of his old friends who have also died, but Pip says that this world is for Rocky alone. Except for the two men, no one in it is real. When Rocky wonders what good deeds he could have done to gain entrance to Heaven, Pip takes him to visit the Hall of Records. Rocky looks through his own file and discovers that it only contains a list of his crimes, but decides not to worry about it. Pip departs, saying that he can be reached by telephone as needed.

One month later, Rocky has become bored with having his whims instantly satisfied. He wins every game at the casino, and the women do anything he wants. He calls Pip, who instantly appears, and asks for a challenge in which he might run the risk of losing. Pip offers to arrange for him to lose once in a while at the casino, but Rocky dismisses the idea as he would know about the setup. Pip suggests robbing a bank, but Rocky quickly abandons that idea as well, since a pre-planned outcome would take the thrill out of the crime. Deciding that he will go insane if he stays in this stifling paradise even one more day, Rocky asks Pip to send him to "the other place" — insisting that he does not belong in Heaven. Pip retorts, "Heaven? Whatever gave you the idea you were in Heaven, Mr. Valentine? This IS the other place!"

Pip then laughs malevolently as he watches a now a horrified Rocky unsuccessfully try to escape his "paradise".

Closing narration

A scared, angry little man who never got a break. Now he has everything he's ever wanted – And he's going to have to live with it for eternity – In The Twilight Zone.

Production notes

Mickey Rooney was the first choice to play Valentine. In a memo to Rod Serling, Charles Beaumont proposed, should Rooney not be available, that Serling consider playing the part. Serling declined and Rooney became unavailable. Rooney later guest starred in "The Last Night of a Jockey".^[4]

Guest star Cabot had to bleach his hair white for the role; it took three months for the actor's hair to return to its original dark color.^[4]

"A Nice Place to Visit" was singled out for its brazen sexual innuendo. Program Practices requested that Valentine not refer to a girl as "a broad [...] really stacked", even though the crudity was essential to establishing the unsavory qualities of the character. Nor could the protagonist refer to a party as "a ball" because that word had more than one meaning. In another sequence, a voluptuous young lady tends to Valentine's every need, then says, "is there anything else I can do for you?" CBS's comment: "Please be certain that the girl's third speech be delivered in a sweet manner, as described."^[5]

Popular culture

The unreleased They Might Be Giants song "Hell Hotel" is based on "A Nice Place to Visit". According to producer Bill Krauss, the song references the episode's plot and lead actor Sebastian Cabot.^[6]

Donald Trump has said that this episode of The Twilight Zone inspired his philosophy of success, commenting, "I fight hard for victory, and I think I enjoy it as much as I ever did. But I realize that maybe new victories won't be the same as the first couple."^[7]^[8]

The "I Dated a Robot" episode of Futurama begins with the main characters watching an episode of The Scary Door (a parody of the Twilight Zone). It begins with a man named Clyde Smith in a casino where he always wins. It also includes nods to other episodes, including "The Fever", "He's Alive", The Man in the Bottle", and "Nightmare at 20,000 Feet."

The episode is mentioned in The Sopranos episode "Chasing It."^[9]

The NBC Comedy The Good Place uses the same premise of an afterlife where all a persons needs are catered for, resulting in eternal boredom

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References

↑ Old Time Radio Researchers Group (January 15, 2007). "Theater Five - Single Episodes" – via Internet Archive.
↑ "Boris Karloff - OLD HOLLYWOOD IN COLOR". oldhollywoodincolor.com.
↑ ""A Nice Place to Visit"". twilightzonevortex.blogspot.ca. April 9, 2012.
1 2 Zicree, Marc Scott (1989). The Twilight Zone Companion (second ed.). Hollywood: Silman James. pp. 114–115. ISBN 1-879505-09-6.
↑ Erikson, Hal (October 1985). "Censorship: Another Dimension Behind the Twilight Zone", The Twilight Zone Magazine .
↑ Weiskopf, Myke (1996). "Early Years Handbook". TMBG.org.
↑ Rosenmann, Alexandra (May 6, 2016). "Watch: Donald Trump's Philosophy on Success Was Inspired by a 'Twilight Zone' Episode" – via AlterNet.
↑ Wayne Barrett, The Deals and the Downfall. New York: Harper Collins, 1992, pp. 31-32.
↑ Star-Ledger, Alan Sepinwall/The (April 30, 2007). "Sopranos Rewind: Chasing It". nj.

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[1] Old Time Radio Researchers Group (January 15, 2007). "Theater Five - Single Episodes" – via Internet Archive.

[2] "Boris Karloff - OLD HOLLYWOOD IN COLOR". oldhollywoodincolor.com.

[3] ""A Nice Place to Visit"". twilightzonevortex.blogspot.ca. April 9, 2012.

[zicree-4] 1 2 Zicree, Marc Scott (1989). The Twilight Zone Companion (second ed.). Hollywood: Silman James. pp. 114–115. ISBN 1-879505-09-6.

[5] Erikson, Hal (October 1985). "Censorship: Another Dimension Behind the Twilight Zone", The Twilight Zone Magazine .

[6] Weiskopf, Myke (1996). "Early Years Handbook". TMBG.org.

[7] Rosenmann, Alexandra (May 6, 2016). "Watch: Donald Trump's Philosophy on Success Was Inspired by a 'Twilight Zone' Episode" – via AlterNet.

[8] Wayne Barrett, The Deals and the Downfall. New York: Harper Collins, 1992, pp. 31-32.

[9] Star-Ledger, Alan Sepinwall/The (April 30, 2007). "Sopranos Rewind: Chasing It". nj.

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v t e The Twilight Zone (1959) episodes
Season 1	"Where Is Everybody?" "One for the Angels" "Mr. Denton on Doomsday" "The Sixteen-Millimeter Shrine" "Walking Distance" "Escape Clause" "The Lonely" "Time Enough at Last" "Perchance to Dream" "Judgment Night" "And When the Sky Was Opened" "What You Need" "The Four of Us Are Dying" "Third from the Sun" "I Shot an Arrow into the Air" "The Hitch-Hiker" "The Fever" "The Last Flight" "The Purple Testament" "Elegy" "Mirror Image" "The Monsters Are Due on Maple Street" "A World of Difference" "Long Live Walter Jameson" "People Are Alike All Over" "Execution" "The Big Tall Wish" "A Nice Place to Visit" "Nightmare as a Child" "A Stop at Willoughby" "The Chaser" "A Passage for Trumpet" "Mr. Bevis" "The After Hours" "The Mighty Casey" "A World of His Own"
Season 2	"King Nine Will Not Return" "The Man in the Bottle" "Nervous Man in a Four Dollar Room" "A Thing About Machines" "The Howling Man" "Eye of the Beholder" "Nick of Time" "The Lateness of the Hour" "The Trouble with Templeton" "A Most Unusual Camera" "The Night of the Meek" "Dust" "Back There" "The Whole Truth" "The Invaders" "A Penny for Your Thoughts" "Twenty Two" "The Odyssey of Flight 33" "Mr. Dingle, the Strong" "Static" "The Prime Mover" "Long Distance Call" "A Hundred Yards Over the Rim" "The Rip Van Winkle Caper" "The Silence" "Shadow Play" "The Mind and the Matter" "Will the Real Martian Please Stand Up?" "The Obsolete Man"
Season 3	"Two" "The Arrival" "The Shelter" "The Passersby" "A Game of Pool" "The Mirror" "The Grave" "It's a Good Life" "Deaths-Head Revisited" "The Midnight Sun" "Still Valley" "The Jungle" "Once Upon a Time" "Five Characters in Search of an Exit" "A Quality of Mercy" "Nothing in the Dark" "One More Pallbearer" "Dead Man's Shoes" "The Hunt" "Showdown with Rance McGrew" "Kick the Can" "A Piano in the House" "The Last Rites of Jeff Myrtlebank" "To Serve Man" "The Fugitive" "Little Girl Lost" "Person or Persons Unknown" "The Little People" "Four O'Clock" "Hocus-Pocus and Frisby" "The Trade-Ins" "The Gift" "The Dummy" "Young Man's Fancy" "I Sing the Body Electric" "Cavender Is Coming" "The Changing of the Guard"
Season 4	"In His Image" "The Thirty-Fathom Grave" "Valley of the Shadow" "He's Alive" "Mute" "Death Ship" "Jess-Belle" "Miniature" "Printer's Devil" "No Time Like the Past" "The Parallel" "I Dream of Genie" "The New Exhibit" "Of Late I Think of Cliffordville" "The Incredible World of Horace Ford" "On Thursday We Leave for Home" "Passage on the Lady Anne" "The Bard"
Season 5	"In Praise of Pip" "Steel" "Nightmare at 20,000 Feet" "A Kind of a Stopwatch" "The Last Night of a Jockey" "Living Doll" "The Old Man in the Cave" "Uncle Simon" "Probe 7, Over and Out" "The 7th Is Made Up of Phantoms" "A Short Drink from a Certain Fountain" "Ninety Years Without Slumbering" "Ring-a-Ding Girl" "You Drive" "The Long Morrow" "The Self-Improvement of Salvadore Ross" "Number 12 Looks Just Like You" "Black Leather Jackets" "Night Call" "From Agnes—With Love" "Spur of the Moment" "An Occurrence at Owl Creek Bridge" "Queen of the Nile" "What's in the Box" "The Masks" "I Am the Night—Color Me Black" "Sounds and Silences" "Caesar and Me" "The Jeopardy Room" "Stopover in a Quiet Town" "The Encounter" "Mr. Garrity and the Graves" "The Brain Center at Whipple's" "Come Wander with Me" "The Fear" "The Bewitchin' Pool"